oKAY, i'M THE SUMMONER, aND, iF YOU CAN'T TELL, i'M A BIG DEAL, aLRIGHT,
oKAY, tHAT WAS, a JOKE, i'M PULLING YOUR LEG, fIGURATIVELY, i'M NOT ACTUALLY PULLING YOUR LEG, bECAUSE, wHAT IF, yOU DON'T EVEN HAVE LEGS, oR ARE PARALYZED AND THEY DON'T WORK AT ALL, sO YOU COULDN'T TELL IF i WAS PULLING ON THEM OR NOT, wAIT, oH MY GOD, tHAT WAS REALLY TERRIBLE, wOW, oKAY, i'M REALLY SORRY, aBOUT THAT, pLEASE DON'T HOLD THAT AGAINST ME, i'M NOT TERRIBLE ALL THE TIME, iT'S JUST THAT SOMETIMES i DON'T REALIZE IT, oKAY, lET'S, mOVE ON,
i'M HERE TO GIVE YOU INFORMATION, aBOUT MY LIFE, bECAUSE i'M A "BADASS",
i THINK WHEN i WAS CALLED THAT THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT ME BEING "lARGE AND IN CHARGE", sO TO SPEAK, rATHER THAN, tHE STATE OF MY POSTERIOR,